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Breakfast
All sandwiches are served with tots!
Breakfast Burger / 10
potato roll, single patty, cheddar, bacon, egg, mess sauce
Egg and Cheese / 7
potato roll, egg, cheddar, mess sauce. Add options: bacon, sausage and/or fried chicken +$3
Tot Bowl / 10
tots, egg, cheese sauce, bacon, green onions, choice of sauce. Add options: chopped patty or fried chicken +$3
Breakfast Burrito / 9
tots, egg, cheese, bacon, chipotle mayo. Add options +$3: chopped patty or fried chicken
Burgers + SandwichesÂ
All burgers are served with tots!
Samburger / 13
Potato roll, patties, cheddar, bacon, onion straws, caramelized onion, mess sauce
Old Fashioned / 12
potato roll, patties, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, onion straws, secret sauce
/+bacon $1.50
Chicken Sandy / 12
potato roll, fried tenders, pickled onions, hot honey
McWhat? / 13
potato roll, single patty, cheddar, fried tenders, lettuce, tomato, secret sauce
Vegan Smashburger / 12
roll, veg patty, kind cultures vegan cheddar, lettuce, tomato, pickled onion, vegan secret sauce
BLT / 12
potato roll, mound of bacon, lettuce, tomato, mess sauce
Tot Bowls
Scott’s Tots / 13
tots, cheddar, chopped patty or fried chicken, bacon, pickled onions, chipotle mayo, green onions
Vegan Tots / 11
tots, kind cultures vegan cheese, vegan secret sauce, pickled onions, green onions
For the Kids
Served with tots!
Chicken Tendies / 7
Single Burger / 7
Mess Hall Shakes
Vanilla Shake / 5
Chocolate Shake / 5
Creamsicle / 6
Nutella Wafer / 6
Cinnamon Toast Crunch / 6

Drinks
Blueberry Lavender Kombucha Can / 4
Triple Berry Ginger Kombucha Can / 4
Rotating Draft Kombucha / 5
Fountain Soda / 2.5
Sweet Tea / 2
Unsweet Tea / 2
Mexican Coke / 2.5
Jarritos / 2.5
LaCroix / 1.5
Bottled Water / 2
Alcohol
White Trash Mimosa / 4
beer & sunny d
Tokyo Iced Tea / 8
vodka, gin, rum, tequila, Melone, sour mix, Mellow Yellow, lemon wedge
Cuba Libre / 7
Coke, rum, lime wedge
Margarita / 7
tequila, sour mix, triple sec
Old Fashion / 8
whiskey, sugar, bitters, orange, cherry